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Party Platform

Party Platform : (coming soon)

On most issues, both sides are wrong, and even if one side seems right, they probably have ulterior motives.

No this is not the party platform, (but it's part of the ideology ), just thought you would want to see something. There is a bit of a party platform already, but it's not in a publishable condition yet. See the party manifesto area for more of the story.

American Beer Drinker's Party Manifesto : (coming soon)

Well if your expecting a hundred page document about the evils of technology your in the wrong place. (Wrong shack, this one has plumbing) This isn't a manifesto, but one is coming, I promise. All great movements need to be started by a manifesto. Just look at what Marx started,.. a, wait a minute, some thing's not.... maybe we need a Declaration. No Manifesto sounds cooler, more euro. Anyway, we'll get to it, and it will be good. It's just that, unlike the mainstream politicians that we are competing with, we have day jobs. Yes, we at the American Beer Drinkers Party have REAL jobs, and we pay taxes. So there ! Sorry, anyway the outline for our party manifesto along with most of the party platform are written on bar napkins. I can't seem to make out most of it, the ink is smeared with beer and buffalo wing sauce, ("Around the corner" has the best wings in Cleveland) but it's brilliant, informed and probably not "Politically Correct". I think.... Just remember, we may not always be right but we're never wrong.

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